Brett Mutha Fcukin Gilbert

14 Oct 2011

Last night I hit an orange cone on the highway with my car, smashed my blinker light and broke my drive and tension belt, every emergency light on my dash lit up at once and my steering locked - luckily this happened on the 101 highway so it was merely extremely scary and dangerous. I made it to the break down lane, and today awaiting a monstrous repair bill. Anyone know a bank I can rob?