At the halloween block party with 400,000 people in West Hollywood this year, I came across a young man with an age old costume “free mammograms” with the usual cardboard box around his head and two dips cut out for boobs to rest on, naturally putting his face in the motorboat position. I asked him how many takers he had. He smiled big and said “sixteen so far!”

I think I found my costume for next year. Or maybe one that says “free LSD lick here” and an arrow pointing to my crotch.

- Brett Gilbert